1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,804 -* upbeat music plays -Okay, what's next? 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,539 I can do improv all day. 3 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:06,540 Who's got a prompt? 4 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:07,875 It can be anything! 5 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,510 -Hit me! -[Bailey] Oh... Mutants! 6 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,545 [Madison] Ooh! Yeah, uh fighting other mutants! 7 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:15,183 Usually, it's something like pirates going grocery shopping 8 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:16,850 or detectives at the beach. 9 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,320 [Bailey gasps] Mutant detectives! 10 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:20,788 * music abruptly stops * 11 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,356 What are you guys doing? 12 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,691 Giving you prompts? 13 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,194 No, you're just shouting out "mutant" over and over, 14 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:29,197 which makes me think you don't want to help me hone my craft, 15 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,031 you just want to hear cool mutant stories! 16 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:32,900 That's not how improv works. 17 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,302 Oh, come on! 18 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,404 We've been hanging out for months and you never tell us 19 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,005 any of the cool mutant stuff you do! 20 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,773 You've gotta have some stories! 21 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,543 We don't! We go to high school just like you. 22 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,145 The most exciting thing we've done lately 23 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:45,613 is find our dad's favorite tea brand 24 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,581 after he claimed it was discontinued. 25 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,217 And it wasn't even discontinued! 26 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,152 The bodega just moved across the street! 27 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:52,486 That's a terrible story. 28 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:55,823 [sighs] Okay, fine! You want a story? 29 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:58,159 Well, gather 'round 'cause I've got a tale for you! 30 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,693 This one has everything: 31 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,363 -mystery, danger... -* intriguing music plays * 32 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,632 ...friendship, betrayal, 33 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,369 -and lots and lots of improv. -Finally! Yeah! 34 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:09,803 -One, two, three, four! -[drumsticks clicking] 35 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,906 * upbeat rock theme music playing * 36 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,344 [roaring] 37 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,112 [oinking] 38 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:19,947 [clanging] 39 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,517 -[roars] -[squeaks] 40 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:26,687 [growls] 41 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,025 [hisses] 42 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:36,896 [roaring] 43 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,732 * music ends abruptly * 44 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,471 * upbeat music plays * 45 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,709 -[grunts] -[bottles clink] 46 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,110 That's everything, right? 47 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,280 We got the T-P, jalape�o poppers, 48 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:55,149 nasal spray for Dad, and 12 frozen pizzas? 49 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,485 Check, check, and... check! 50 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,953 This was a lot cooler when we had to hide and sneak around. 51 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,789 I mean, you know, almost getting caught, 52 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:02,990 ready to fight our way out. 53 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,758 Except we never got caught, did we? 54 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,494 Because we are ninja. 55 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,228 -The shadows are our home-- -* tense music plays * 56 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,864 Why have we never considered just getting this delivered? 57 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,234 But this is way better, right? 58 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,768 We get to talk to people. 59 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,069 Talking to people is good. 60 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,340 -Friends are good, Donnie. -[tires screeching] 61 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,942 -[Donnie groans] -[Leo] Again?! 62 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,345 [overdramatic] Oh no! It's mystery mercenaries! 63 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,146 I wonder who sent them?! 64 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,815 You know who it is, Mikey! 65 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,817 Yeah, man, I love fighting, 66 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,252 but even I'm getting tired of this. 67 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,821 This is the fourth time this week! 68 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,323 [fighting grunts] 69 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,924 How can you still be trying to defend him? 70 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,492 Defend who? [grunts] 71 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,995 And for real, why is it always about the blood? 72 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,264 [fighting grunts] 73 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,998 Huh? [faints] 74 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,867 Maybe just once, someone could try to kidnap us 75 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,702 because they love and admire us? 76 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,071 [crickets chirping] 77 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,041 I'm just saying, it could be anyone! 78 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,609 Like the Earth Protection Force! 79 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,511 Ugh! Donnie, wha-- No! 80 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,348 -That's not real. -Believe what you wanna believe. 81 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,115 But just know, they're out there! 82 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,851 Guys! Can we focus?! 83 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,319 Hang on, Leo! 84 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,120 -[Mikey grunts] -[yelps] 85 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,489 [pained grunt] 86 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,657 [bottles clink] 87 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:12,393 [scoffs, laughs] 88 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,029 [grunts] 89 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,635 Dude, what the heck? 90 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,304 Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me. 91 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,872 Rod Team 6. 92 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,507 [sarcastic] Okay. What a shocker. 93 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,041 Fall back! Fall back! 94 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,011 [tires screech] 95 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,180 -[backup alarm beeps] -[vehicle alarm blaring] 96 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:37,751 [clears throat] Told you. 97 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,053 Maybe it's Rod, like, you know, 98 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:44,392 some cool supervillain team name, or it could be-- 99 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:45,859 [sighs] Okay, you got me. 100 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,628 Look, Rod's a good dude! 101 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,663 He just really wants to be a mutant, 102 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,232 and yes, sometimes sends people after our blood, 103 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,468 but is that so bad?! 104 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,603 [all] Yes! 105 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,204 [humming] 106 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,073 [grunting] Oof! 107 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,410 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 108 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,745 -[doorbell chimes] -Hey, Wingnut! 109 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,649 [doorbell chimes] 110 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,585 [weapon powers up] 111 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,188 [sighs in relaxation] 112 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,757 [Leo grunts] Uh, hello? 113 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,759 Is there something I can help you with? 114 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,260 -[horse nickers] -[Leo] Excuse me? 115 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:23,297 I can't help but notice you put a bag over my head? 116 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,033 Okay, so maybe it was more than a few times. 117 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,403 But I'm pretty sure his heart isn't in it. 118 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,904 -Yeah, or his brain. -Or logic. 119 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,807 -Common sense. -[phone buzzing] 120 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,109 -It's him, isn't it? -Huh? 121 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,846 [pings] 122 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,314 -[laughs] -You're texting with Rod, 123 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,215 who literally tried to kidnap us a minute ago. 124 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:45,753 Mikey! Rod Underwood tried to wipe us out! 125 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,954 That's how we met him! 126 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,789 But ironically, he's one of the only people 127 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,157 who truly gets me. 128 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:52,526 Oh, and we have a lot of the same interests. 129 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,194 Also, it's Rod Jr. 130 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,896 His dad is Mr. Underwood. 131 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,399 Dude, for real, stop talking to that guy! Seriously. 132 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,568 I can't just end our friendship like that! 133 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,436 -Sure ya can! -Doesn't seem hard. 134 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,237 [ambient traffic noises] 135 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,440 * dramatic music plays * 136 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,812 [Bailey] Mikey... Mikey! 137 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,180 Mikey! 138 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,418 Psst! Mirror! 139 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:18,686 You're not mirroring! 140 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,754 Huh? Oh. [clears throat] Sorry, sorry. 141 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:24,625 Hey, do you guys ever have that thing where you have a friend 142 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:28,228 but your other friends don't like him because your friend 143 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,398 -is trying to kidnap you? -This is about Rod, isn't it? 144 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:33,200 I said a friend. I didn't specify who. 145 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,002 How are you even friends with that guy? 146 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,838 He's always coming here and messing up our rehearsals! 147 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,674 "Rod wants a snack. Rod wants to know if you saw his livestream. 148 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,175 Rod forgot how to tie his shoes." 149 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,344 [Bailey] And honestly, he doesn't smell great either. 150 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,780 I keep it au natural in the pits. 151 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,649 My body is a temple, son! 152 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,817 [can rattles] 153 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,051 [can spraying] 154 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:54,021 [choking, coughing] 155 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:56,657 We're in a windowless basement with no AC, Rod! 156 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,226 This is exactly what we're talking about, Mikey. 157 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:01,061 He's a distraction! 158 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,497 You know what?! I don't need this or you guys! 159 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,498 I quit the team! 160 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,400 You were never on it! 161 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,870 [grunts] Fine! 162 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,372 You want me gone? I'm gone! 163 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,444 And don't forget, I'll be going live tonight on all socials, 164 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,513 "at" the "R0dfather," like The Godfather with a zero 165 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,882 instead of an "O," 8:00 p.m. Eastern time. 166 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,418 And, dog, hit me up on the app for that merch. 167 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,119 5% best friend discount. 168 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,256 [yells] Okay! Now I'm storming out! 169 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,060 He said 8:00, right? What time is it now? 170 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,428 [groans] 171 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,432 [slurps] 172 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,072 Hey, Rod, we gotta talk. 173 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,207 Yeah, yeah, sure. 174 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:52,012 Hey, which thumbnail should I use for my next post? 175 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,616 You own two private jets?! 176 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,618 What? No, those are my dad's. 177 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,787 I gotta get the views by any means necessary. 178 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,457 [sighs deeply] Look, Rod, I love hanging out with you, 179 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:06,226 but my brothers, my improv group, 180 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,928 the sign spinner in Times Square, 181 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,897 those two strangers I met on the subway... 182 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,264 maybe they're all right. 183 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:16,169 [sighs] I think maybe we need some space. 184 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,339 -Are you breaking up with me?! -* dramatic music plays 185 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,075 No, Mikey, come on, man! Let's talk! 186 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,812 -Please, let's talk about this! -[groans] 187 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:27,915 It's not you, Rod, it's me. 188 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:31,218 Although there's a lot of evidence that it's you. 189 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:34,287 I'm sorry, okay? But for real, you're like my best friend. 190 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,356 You're one of the only people that gets me. 191 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,291 I feel the same way! 192 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,661 But maybe you could, I don't know, 193 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,395 stop trying to kidnap me and my brothers 194 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:43,564 and steal our blood too? 195 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:44,698 -Whoa, whoa! -* music stops * 196 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,299 Let's not get crazy here! 197 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:47,768 [ambient traffic noises] 198 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:51,004 [sighs] Okay, fine. I'll stop. 199 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,640 But if the opportunity is there, 200 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,141 you can't expect me to not take it. 201 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,909 Like if you got a nosebleed or something, 202 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,578 then it's like fair game, right? 203 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:00,981 Shake on it. 204 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,517 Even better. 205 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:09,923 Eehhh, maybe we just make this a verbal agreement. 206 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,024 [bottles clinking] 207 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,960 And that's how ol' Rod, me, 208 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,895 best friend to the Ninja Turtles, 209 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,664 is gonna become a mutant. 210 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,566 Probably Mutagen Man! 211 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,134 Although Power Rod is still a contender. 212 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,003 Hey, for anyone just joining the live, 213 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:27,274 don't forget to smash that button and subscribe! 214 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,443 [objects clatter] 215 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,645 Hey, check it out, 216 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,013 two dudes in ski masks 217 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,381 just kicked down my door. 218 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,616 They're looking around... They see me. Yep! 219 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,485 Now they're coming right at me-- [pained grunt] 220 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:42,022 Ah! Ah! I think I'm being kidnapped! Ah! 221 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:44,858 Whatever happens... [grunts] ...don't forget to subscribe 222 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,994 and put down in the chat when you think I'll be rescued! 223 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:50,463 [chuckles] And smash that button! Woo! 224 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,800 * dance music playing * 225 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,536 * upbeat music plays * 226 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,607 [slurping loudly] 227 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,578 Mikey, buddy, you doing alright? 228 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:07,815 Yeah, usually you, you know, talk more. 229 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,284 What? Oh, yeah, it's just weird. 230 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,553 I haven't heard from Rod since yesterday. 231 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,388 It's just odd, you know? 232 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,724 -Not really. -I'd be celebrating. 233 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:19,526 -Yeah, he's the worst. -[slurping loudly] 234 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,228 [train whooshes] 235 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,097 Come on, Mikey, you're better off without him. 236 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,566 You've got us, you've got your stand-up comedy-- 237 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,936 -It's improv! -Sure, yeah, whatever, dude. 238 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,404 We're just saying, you don't need Rod. 239 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,708 But I-I am gonna miss beating up Rod Team 6. 240 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,244 [frustrated growl] I am a multilayered, 241 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,746 complicated person, okay?! 242 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,749 Not just some one-note joke-telling, skateboard-riding, 243 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,016 pizza-eating dude. 244 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,251 We all have friends that maybe 245 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,585 not everyone approves of. 246 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,421 Like Raph and the Purple Dragons, or Irma. 247 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,290 -What's wrong with Irma? -But somehow, Rod is a problem? 248 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,661 I think maybe you just don't want me to grow as a person! 249 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,228 The only thing you're going to grow 250 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,131 hanging around Rod is a rough foot fungus. 251 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,502 Whoa. Check it out. 252 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,343 Uh... Can we help you? 253 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:14,214 My name is Lexis, I work for Rod Underwood Sr. 254 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,184 He would like to speak with you at his office uptown. 255 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,021 -[laughs] We're going in a limo! -This is awesome! 256 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,455 Guys! Guys, guys! 257 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,257 We can't just get in a random limo! 258 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,459 -Uh, yeah we can. -Dude, it's a limo. 259 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,395 I've never even been this close to a limo. 260 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,629 And it's not random! 261 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,564 -It's from Rod's dad! -That's even worse! 262 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,702 What if it's a trap so he can kidnap us for our blood? 263 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,238 There's unlimited snacks inside. 264 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,874 No amount of snacks is gonna convince us to-- 265 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,645 When a limo pulls up, you just get in! 266 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,348 -Check out this sound system! -Leo! Get in! 267 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,186 What kind of snacks? 268 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:59,426 * cheerful pop song plays 269 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,141 And there's an ice maker?! 270 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:17,377 Oh man, and it's the fancy circle kind! [chokes] 271 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,348 [window divider whirring] 272 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,724 I feel like I'm in an early 2000s rom-com! 273 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,525 -[man] Out of the way! -[horn honks] 274 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,996 -[man] Move it already! -But with more traffic. 275 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:43,703 * elegant music plays * 276 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:47,374 -[Turtles] Whoa! -Guys! 277 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,809 Check it out! 278 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,278 Huh! This is awesome! I wanna throw some golf clubs! 279 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,846 Dude, I think this is a first edition! 280 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,382 Wow! Everybody looks like little ants from up here! 281 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,917 Oh, there's an ant getting mugged! 282 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,320 Sell 27 shares of the Swiss bank stat! 283 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,891 No, don't short it! I said sell it! Dump it! 284 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,692 [business lady] You got it, Mr. Underwood! 285 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,060 This is so cool. 286 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,929 I feel like a master of the universe. 287 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,330 Like an illuminati. 288 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,531 Yeah, if you're in charge of the world, 289 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,565 we're all in trouble. 290 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,901 Fore! 291 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:15,836 [gasps] 292 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,537 [yelps] 293 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,873 -[gasps] -* tense music plays 294 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,511 So, you're the things my son is so obsessed with. 295 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,214 Lexis tells me you're all idiots. 296 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,516 -Harsh. -[footsteps approaching] 297 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,884 Move. 298 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,190 I brought you here because earlier today, 299 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,126 I was sent a package. 300 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,329 Open it. 301 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,264 Do we have to? 302 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,233 -Uh, that's-that's all you, man. -I'm not touching that. 303 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,168 He's your friend's dad. 304 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,603 * suspenseful music plays * 305 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,472 [gulps] 306 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,843 Uhh, ew! 307 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,145 What is that?! Crushed cheese puffs?? 308 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,947 -Ugh! -Or hairy corn nuts? 309 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,149 Wait... Oh no! 310 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,485 [Donnie] Ew! Is that Rod's beard? 311 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,555 I-I think I'm gonna throw up on you, Rod's dad. 312 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,457 How was it shaved off in one piece?! 313 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,624 There's a note. 314 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,161 "Hello. We have taken Rod Jr. 315 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:17,030 If you ever want to see him again, send." 316 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,432 That's it. It just stops. 317 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,567 [sighs in frustration] 318 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,635 -Turn it over. -Oh. [chuckles] 319 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,072 "One million dollars in fives and twenties. 320 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,574 No tens or else. Please and thank you." 321 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,742 [gasps] Rod's been kidnapped! 322 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,678 By extremely polite kidnappers. 323 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,613 You don't need to raise your hand. 324 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,250 Uh, sir? You're rich, why don't you just pay the ransom? 325 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,053 -Because I don't want to. -* tense music plays * 326 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,090 Rod has been a waste of money since the day he was born 327 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,859 and I will not waste any more of it on him. 328 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,327 But you're his dad. 329 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,896 Unfortunately. 330 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,698 But you're his friend, he tells me. 331 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,934 The mutant heroes of New York. 332 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:58,305 Feels like this is something you could handle, for free? 333 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,308 I want you to find Rod and deal with the people responsible 334 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,709 for taking him. 335 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,778 -Can we borrow your limo? -No! 336 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,814 [Mikey] What?! Come on! 337 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,217 Are you serious? You're not going to help? 338 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,219 This is literal karma. 339 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,687 He tried to kidnap us, and he got kidnapped. 340 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:15,855 It's kinda funny, honestly. 341 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,224 The universe is speaking, brother, 342 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,658 all you have to do is listen. 343 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,660 [grunts] Dude! 344 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,129 Leo, come on! 345 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,397 Regardless of who he is and what he's done, 346 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,699 it's still a person in trouble who needs help! 347 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,535 Isn't that, like, our whole thing? 348 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,103 I know you like him, Mikey, 349 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,739 but maybe this is just for the best. 350 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,942 [Mikey] I can't believe this! 351 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,277 Rod gets kidnapped and nobody cares! 352 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,180 Not his dad, not my brothers. Just me! 353 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,984 Uh, this is, uh, kinda not specific 354 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,585 for our scene work today? 355 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,454 [sighs in exasperation] Come on, Mikey. 356 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,091 Maybe your brother is right, maybe this is for the best. 357 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:54,094 Yeah, I mean, we're so close to taking our show 358 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,762 out of this small theater and-- 359 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,299 And besides, Rod is... kind of awful. 360 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,036 Yeah, I mean, obviously being kidnapped is a terrible thing, 361 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,605 but everyone sort of... 362 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,906 hates him. 363 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,208 -[light bulb dings] -That's it! 364 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,876 Everyone does hate him! 365 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,579 So whoever kidnapped him has to hate him the most! 366 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,746 Uh... 367 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,949 Who would hate Rod the most? 368 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,550 Way to keep the scene going! 369 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,120 Probably someone who knew him really well. 370 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,056 His dad, me, you guys, my brothers, 371 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,757 a lot of online delivery drivers. 372 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,827 He's never had a job or really worked with-- 373 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,397 [gasps] Bishop! They worked together! 374 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,065 She hates Rod and is probably still 375 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,766 trying to get money for her robot stuff! 376 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,736 Ha! Come on, you guys! We have to find Bishop! 377 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:41,540 Didn't Bishop try to, like, wipe you out with killer robots? 378 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,243 Yeah, but she's super nice now! 379 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,612 Come on! I promise you, nothing bad is going to... 380 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,647 [Mechazoid] Destroy all mutants! 381 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,683 Okay, so I may have missed the mark on this one. 382 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,619 [Mechazoid growling] 383 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,623 -* tense music plays -Alright, does anyone have 384 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,425 any ancient Japanese weapons on them? 385 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,960 No, we don't have ancient Japanese weapons on us! 386 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:04,164 Uh, okay, not sure how this is gonna go then. 387 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,666 But hey, it's just like improv. 388 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,635 Your prompt is survival. 389 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,603 [female voice] Mechazoids. 390 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,174 Stand down! 391 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,609 Bishop! Hey, it's been a while! 392 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,178 Good to see you! 393 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,181 Can I call you Josefina? Josie? 394 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,950 No. What do you want, mutant? 395 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,520 Uh, just some casual conversation about Rod and... 396 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,756 maybe not to get murder-botted? 397 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,824 Rod? [scoffs] 398 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,326 What about that imbecile? 399 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,163 See? Everybody hates him. 400 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,298 [Mechazoid growls] 401 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,368 Uh... He's been kidnapped. 402 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,604 And I thought, you knew Rod, you didn't like Rod, 403 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,773 and you need money to fund your-- 404 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,877 Hey, uh, last time we teamed up to stop the Mechazoids, 405 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,845 and you, me, us... 406 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,481 We're cool, right? 407 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,748 * ominous music plays * 408 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,617 Of course. 409 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:04,191 * music intensifies * 410 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,292 What exactly are you doing here? 411 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,561 What is "Earth Protection Force?" 412 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,863 -Government stuff. -* music stops * 413 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,233 A lot of paperwork. Red tape, very boring. 414 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:14,834 What were you saying about Rod? 415 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,137 Right, right. Sorry. [holding in sneeze] 416 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,806 Hang on. [holding in sneeze] Rod was kidnapped. 417 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:20,740 And? 418 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:21,907 And, uh... [holding in sneeze] 419 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,041 ...we're trying to figure... 420 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,911 We're trying to figure out who... 421 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,479 who took-- [sneezes] 422 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,214 [Mechazoid] Mutant threat detected! 423 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,849 -Attack in progress! -[Mikey] No, no, no! 424 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,352 -No, no, no! Not an attack! -Initiating protocol. 425 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,921 It was just a sneeze! 426 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,824 [both scream] 427 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,193 * tense music plays * 428 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,429 * music abruptly stops * 429 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,566 -[clanging] -[grunts] 430 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,935 -[fighting grunts] -* intense music plays * 431 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,404 This was just a friendly visit! 432 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,740 I just had some questions! 433 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:54,874 [grunts] 434 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,743 You're really holding on 435 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,578 to this destroy all mutants thing. 436 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,249 Whoa! 437 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,416 Wah! 438 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,552 -[grunts] -[clanking] 439 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,753 Ugh! 440 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,658 [clangs] 441 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,294 [laughs] 442 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,630 [whizzing] 443 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,399 [grunts] 444 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,901 -[growling] -Wait, wait, wait, don't! 445 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,071 [impact grunts] 446 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,144 [growls] 447 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,981 Okay, I'm no scientist, but that's not gonna-- 448 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,950 -[whizzing] -Okay! Guess it did work! 449 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,452 [grunts] 450 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,154 [shrieks] 451 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,724 Oof! 452 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,596 [groans] 453 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:54,301 [phone rings and buzzes] 454 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,804 [ringing continues] 455 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,308 -What? -[man] Call off your machines. 456 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,776 -But we can learn from-- -The mutants could be valuable! 457 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,512 -[sighs] -Do as you're told. 458 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,380 Fine. When we're ready. 459 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,283 [whizzing] 460 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,851 Mechazoids, stand down! 461 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,154 -[shrieks] -[whizzing stops] 462 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,192 [panting] 463 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,895 What the heck was that?! I thought we were friends! 464 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,831 Or at least begrudging allies?! 465 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,033 Huh! It sounds like you have poor judgment 466 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,468 when it comes to friends, then. 467 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,737 Where is Rod?! 468 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,838 Did you kidnap him? 469 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,306 If mutants are so amazing, 470 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,874 then why not use that mutant brain 471 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,142 and think for a second? 472 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,345 Your brother seemed intelligent enough. 473 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,946 Be more like him! 474 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,950 Wait, are you insulting me or complimenting me? 475 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,219 -I can't tell. -Ay, idiota! 476 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,455 Why would I want to spend more time with Rod! 477 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,691 Look around! I have all the funding I need! 478 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,395 I don't care where Rod is or isn't, 479 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,830 but for the sake of getting you out of my hair, 480 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,200 Rod has a brother and sister you should talk to. 481 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,201 Really?! 482 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,536 He never stopped telling me how much 483 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,037 they disliked him. 484 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,573 Maybe start there. 485 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,108 Now please, can you leave?! 486 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,110 I have work to do! 487 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:16,148 Okay, so it's not you, but I got a lead! 488 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,550 I gotta tell my brothers! 489 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:21,087 Guys! Guys! I'm doing it! I'm like a real detective! 490 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,556 I interrogated a suspect and got a new lead-- 491 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,092 Mikey, you're probably gonna want to see this. 492 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,760 ...and subscribe! 493 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,762 [Mikey] You guys are watching Rod's livestream? 494 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,664 This must be from the night he got kidnapped! 495 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,666 Yeah, it's hilarious! Look at this. 496 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,035 They see me-- Yup! Now they're coming at me! 497 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,404 [audio rewinds] 498 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,971 -They're coming right at me. -[laughter] 499 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,807 They're coming right at me. [grunts] 500 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,876 -Guys, he was kidnapped! -[Leo clears throat] 501 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,412 That's not-- 502 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,447 [laughs] Look at his face. 503 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,815 There was a comment about something 504 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,149 right before the kidnapping, 505 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,285 so we watched it and found this. 506 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:57,089 Before we go any further, I have breaking news to share! 507 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,692 -No! He didn't! -* tense music plays * 508 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,194 Yes, that's right, I finally did it! 509 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,131 Now I have in my possession real mutant blood! 510 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,135 And soon, I too will be a mutant! 511 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,103 We have to get that blood back. 512 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,639 If it falls into the wrong hands, 513 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:13,906 who knows what will happen? 514 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,041 We have to... 515 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,076 -get Rod. -* music intensifies * 516 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,210 * music fades out * 517 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,079 Oh sure, now you want to help! 518 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,615 * dramatic music plays * 519 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,917 [gasps, breathes heavily] 520 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,019 Hello? Hello?! 521 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,455 Can anyone hear me?! 522 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,757 Was the beard necessary?! 523 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,259 Do you know how long it took me to grow this out?! 524 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,595 My face is cold, dude! 525 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,063 * music fades out * 526 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,001 ** 527 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:46,601 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0